Feb 21 2008
The One Time I Wish I Were Eric Bana
I can’t believe I live in a world where someone very much responsible for “The Hulk” gets to make out multiple times in the span of 90 minutes with both Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson. What kind of moral example is that setting?
My vote for male lead in this movie? Me. My improvisational skills would be stellar.
“Natalie! Scarlett! Don’t fight. You can both have me. TOGETHER!”
Awww…. come on, give Bana a break. Munich was pretty good.
…Lucky bastard.